Gargle on deez nuts

I felt like I was dying a few weeks ago.

I had what most people would consider the man flu.

Yes it is bad, was bad and is still (kinda) bad but I’m 99% over it now.

For about a month it felt like my whole body was being folded up like a lawn chair.

As much as I had medicine or pills of any sort. I went to the local GP and he deduced that whatever I had caught was viral and there wasn’t much I could do, except for do things that would soothe my throat and take something for the fever, and my body would sort itself out.

So I did that. I drank the gross drinks, I took a few painkillers and nothing. I mean it worked a little but I was still tossing and turning and waking up in the middle of the night, sounding as if I was going to hurl a piece of lung from my chest cavity…

So I did what everyone usually does when they want to make money online…

They go onto google and type “how to make money online!” except this time it wasn’t money it was:

“Please lord how do I stop my throat from feeling like I’ve deep throated a razor blade…”

Low and behold. A crusty old forum which I’ve visited years and years ago, popped up and recommended coconut oil.

Cold pressed, organic coconut oil.

The idea was to take a teaspoon and melt it in your mouth, followed by gargling on it.

(It was gross and okay ladies now I understand…)

But within 10-15 mins. The throat burn was gone and whatever magic it did, it some how managed to take a whole bunch of the gross gunk (I’ll leave out the visceral details) and it made it easier to just cough up this ball of nastiness.

It felt like a snotty exorcism and I felt good.

Who would’ve thought that good old coconut oil would do the trick.

Sore throat, flu-like symptoms, viral tonsilitis or whatever it was that I had…

Poof. Gone within a few minutes.

Obviously I’m going to keep going with this until it clears up, but let me tell you one thing…

These old granny remedies or wives tales. They seem to work like some voodoo black magick.

This is also just my anecdotal experience and shouldn’t be taken as gospel medical advice, but it’s worth looking into if you ever get stuck feeling like you want to rip your throat out.

If you wanna try out some natural remedies, this place should be your go to guide.

Stephen Walker.


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