Dear Soon To Be Alpha
Are you tired of women treating you like the human equivalent of room temperature mayonnaise?
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And this is where I nearly choked on my freshly brewed coffee.
I have no clue why Youtube blessed me with this gem of content…
But this made my Sunday incredibly entertaining cause I went down this massive rabbit hole of Alpha bro marketing.
(I promise I don’t have a $15, 000 offer that I’m gonna pitch you haha)
It goes to show that there’s a market for ANYTHING out there.
Feet pics. Alpha bro marketing. Recording voice notes of you reading the ingredients on the back of a shampoo bottle, you name it.
We’re humans.
Humans are weird as fuck.
And we honestly spend money on incredibly (from the outside in) stupid shit.
So if you ever have that little voice inside of your head that says “your art ain’t shit”, kick it right in the dick, cause if people are buying this. Your art deserves to be out in the world.
Stephen Walker