Rental copyWords#1443
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Horror will be the death of me
...and when I do inevitably cross over the rainbow bridge or whatever, just chop up my body and feed…
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Rental copyWords#1426
This is a dicatorship.
So I actually sat down just to type this super in-depth email and then I got to the end…
Rental copyWords#1428
You have to move in silence.
Besides enjoying this heatwave here in ol' England. I've been creating some really cool things that nobody will probably…
Rental copyWords#1423
Promises and predictions keep ’em hooked.
The drop that ends careers, topples the powerful, sets the whole rotten scaffolding on fire... While setting us free…
Rental copyWords#1421
hornybaiting
Didn't have this on my 2026 bingo card. Didn't even want to write about this. But here we are...…
Rental copyWords#1419
Learn, do and teach will set you free…
I nearly slipped to my death tonight. Funnily enough. I go out for a lot of hikes around where…
Rental copyWords#1417
How to make writing great again
The blank page sucks. And I often get sucked into writing writing, instead of writing like I talk. I…
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Meet the clerkI’m Stephen.
I’m Stephen.
I rent ideas.
An opinionated ad man, writer, author, marketer, trader and professional AI hater with an unhealthy relationship to forgotten cinema and a healthy contempt for empty jargon.
Expect cultural criticism, brain-bending persuasion, rotten little observations and things that have no business being useful but are.
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