Easter’s here. Or it’s not.

Maybe you celebrate it. Maybe you think the Easter Bunny is a furry capitalist conspiracy (which is fair lol)

Either way, take the time off.

If you celebrate…

Eat the chocolate.

Hug your weird family. Even Uncle Gary, who still thinks NFTs are a thing.

Hide eggs like a deranged garden warlock. Watch the children scramble. Revel in their tiny, sugar fuelled despair.

Remember the “reason for the season” or don’t. Either way, ham exists. Praise be.

If you don’t celebrate…

Sleep.

Binge watch trash TV.

Recharge.

Ignore productivity guilt.

The world won’t end if you don’t “hustle” for 48 hours. (Probably)

Take the pause. Breathe. Eat something that’s 90% sugar.

Stare at the wall but like in a chill way.

I command you to be gloriously, unapologetically offline. Or don’t. I’m not your boss.

Easter meme because I’m a kid

Stephen Walker


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