Category: Words

I've tweaked the audio software and now things sound crisp.(I just need to find a chair that doesn't squeak cause you can hear it once haha)So I'll be doing more of a structured audio rant/podcast/tape type of thing and I might just release every Sunday...I love…

Are the exact words I’d imagine Hayao Miyazaki would’ve used if he was super fluent in English, to shit on the tech bros who have ripped his style and took a punt at his creative legacy… I mean social media has been plagued with all of…

I’ve been on an Albert Camus binge again. His philosophy centres on absurdism, the idea that life has no inherent meaning, and our search for meaning often clashes with the silent, indifferent universe and when you look at it from just that lens. Damn that is…

And as with anything. The theft-y Mctheft of artist works seem to be getting worse as the days go on… You can read the full article here, especially if you care for creative work. That being said. A chap named Adam Nevill wrote this yesterday and…

What’s that you may ask? Kicking what to the curb? Fear of judgement, that’s what. If you look around online or even offline in person. People are scared shitless to do anything because they’re scared of being judged by their peers. And yes. It’s natural. No…

The latest internet memesation is taking off. Jacked up ex footballer turned life coach-guru-sauce Ashton Hall has the internet losing its shit over his morning routine. The dude is out there taping his mouth shut like he’s prepping for a silent film audition. I mean I…

Not everything you do is going to be an absolute banger straight off the bat. I mean if it was then damn, you’d be rollin’ in the money and popularity and all the status you could ever dream of… The only thing you’ve got control of…

Quantity is the goddamn engine that drives quality. Michelangelo wasn’t born with the gift of perfect carving… No. He learned to do that. He cut, he hacked, he made sloppy, half baked messes until… …until he started making something worth looking at. I love answering questions…

but I’m considered a genius cause I always look at the smarter folks and apply what they share in my life. It doesn’t always work out. Sometimes it backfires like shit and well, you gotta roll with what happens. Well. I was asked today by a…

So, you thought the egg prices were through the roof? Think again. The cost of a dozen eggs has plummeted from $8.05 to $4.15. Yeah, that’s a whopping 93% decrease. The media, which was once screaming about the sky high prices, has gone radio silent. Why?…

So I needed a new microphone cause I've been wanting to do some audio/video type work. And I usually find I end up talking to myself. So if I can transcribe what I've said it'll speed up and amplify my word count by 3x. I've also toyed with…

So a friend of mine is away for a week and I’m tasked with looking after their cats. Well. I need to make sure they haven’t killed each other and have at least eaten something that is actual food and not furniture… (cause guess whose cats…

I love Twitter. Every time I open the app or the site. I see someone crying about Elon Musk and Tesla and they are telling people to stick it to “them” by destroying those weird ass looking cars. And if you’re reading this and you’re one…

I’m on a live call with someone I respect in the coaching world. Now I’m no coach at all, but having a coach in my corner changed my life. The one thing I love about this live is the fact that the is exposing the whole…

Platforms are killing themselves. Which is great news for us old fashioned creatives. I’m sure you all remember how cool MySpace was. We could make our page our own. Code it all pretty and even have our favourite tunes playing when someone viewed our page. And…

I sometimes think that the brain is a factory. Which is good and bad at the same time. Factories have to always be on to be productive and profitable but on the other side. If there’s never a break. Everything else will break in time. And…

It’s no secret that I love email and respect the dudes who pioneered the way we do things today. So I’m giving a little love to Matt Furey He is without a doubt. The Grand Poobah of email marketing. I got his email training years ago…

If you love an old outdated website with interesting information like I do… Then www.milk.com Will appeal to your nerd-y heart. It takes you back to the days where websites were fun and you weren’t hunted down by those god damn cookies so the ad moguls…

Sometimes we need to squeeze those trendy bastards for all they’re worth… But let’s talk about your addiction like the marketing junkie you are. We all know that hot spicy rush when we see the next big thing. We love that dopamine hit when we whip…

The internet’s drowning in a septic tank of A.I. generated horseshit. Perfectly formatted. Perfectly vacuous. Reading it is like licking the inside of a corporate bathroom’s hand dryer. The words look like words, sure. The sentences have subjects and predicates and all that grammatical foreplay, but…

Another Monday. Another goddamn wrestling match with your email service provider… There you are, bleary-eyed, first sip of coffee barely touching your lips, and already you’re navigating through seventeen different screens just to send a simple broadcast. Click here. Scroll there. Wait for this page to…

Sometimes your writing needs to be nice and polite and professional and all that responsible adult horsecrap… Then sometimes it needs to transform like The Hulk and turn your restrained voice into a raging monster of hyperbole that grabs people by their eyeballs and drags them…

You know what most advertising copy does? It screams “buy this thing because it will clean your toilet right the hell now!” or “this gadget will immediately make your life 17% less awful!” That right there is amateur hour garbage. Today focused benefits are for cowards.…

I’m just gonna give a little shoutout to Jack Grapes For years he’s been teaching a thing called “Method Writing” and one of his core techniques is the literary equivalent of streaking… It’s basically you running naked through a field of words, while letting whatever bonkers…

Spoiler: We’re all douchebags within a various degree. The world runs on a special fuel made from blended confidence and bullshit. The most dangerous predator in the business ecosystem isn’t the smart person. It’s the certain person and this applies in every aspect of the world…

Me being the incredibly high IQ person that I am. Who everyone adores… I’ve happened to have one of those days, where I ordered £60 worth of food From a restaurant that is over 163 miles away, tucked away neatly in London. Now my local place…

I opened up ye ol’ social media this morning just before heading out. It felt like the Great Pancake Invasion of 2025 was going on. I clearly missed it was Shrove Tuesday. Every business owner I know and every influencer I saw was posting something about…

Sometimes your brain needs to breathe. I mean sometimes my “muse” is in sweatpants eating Cheetos with chopsticks while watching Reality YouTube at 3 am… If you think Shakespeare didn’t write dick jokes? You think wrong. This writing gig is hard, ass-chafing work that strips the…

Dear Soon To Be Alpha Are you tired of women treating you like the human equivalent of room temperature mayonnaise? Exhausted from being ignored by society because your testosterone levels register somewhere between “houseplant” and “damp sock”? Sick of other men. Real men, getting all the…

…and 103 emails since I’ve had to restart this wacky list of misfits Getting my ass booted off a platform I enjoyed has definitely changed the way I view the whole online space. But the main thing I took away was: Nothing is promised and can…