Another Monday. Another goddamn wrestling match with your email service provider…
There you are, bleary-eyed, first sip of coffee barely touching your lips, and already you’re navigating through seventeen different screens just to send a simple broadcast.
Click here. Scroll there. Wait for this page to load. Check that box. Uncheck the other one.
Why the hell is this button greyed out? Where did my draft go? Why does this platform hate me with such burning passion?
Meanwhile, the rest of the digital marketing herd is doing the same shuffle across their platforms of choice…
ActiveCampaign users are drowning in tabs.
Aweber folks are fighting with the template builder that somehow manages to be both overly simplistic and needlessly complex.
Drip users are watching that spinning wheel of death. (I used to love Drip back in the day)
You didn’t get into this business to become an amateur software engineer. You’re here to write emails that connect, persuade, and sell.
To craft words that make people feel something. To build relationships through the inbox that will eventually translate into cold, hard cash for your warez and service you provide. I mean you’re an artist after all. You don’t want tech to suck.
Me? My Monday morning looks different.
I roll out of bed, stumble to my desk with coffee in hand, and open BerserkerMail. Two clicks later, my broadcast is loaded. Another click and it’s scheduled. By the time you’ve navigated your platform’s labyrinthine dashboard, I’ve already hit send on an email that’s going to land straight in my subscribers primary inboxes.
Before my first cup of coffee is finished, I’ve completed what takes most email marketers half their morning.
No bloated features I’ll never use. No constant upsells for “premium” functionality that should be standard. No need to watch another 72 tutorial videos just to figure out how to edit a sequence. Just a clean, intuitive interface built by people who actually use email marketing to make their living.
BerserkerMail was built by marketers who were sick of the same bullshit you’re dealing with.
So they created what they couldn’t find.
An email platform that plays into the sexiness of email marketing while slapping the complexity completely out of it.
So if you wanna join me in the land of the living? Where sending emails is actually enjoyable again? Where you can focus on your words instead of fighting with your tech?
Go here and check it out: https://berserkermail.com/
Stephen Walker
P.S. Ben Settle is my boy and cause he used one of my testimonials in an email. I thought I’d give him some love, cause so far I haven’t been given the slap like I was given by an email service provider I shall not name…