The Egg-pocalypse

So, you thought the egg prices were through the roof? Think again.

The cost of a dozen eggs has plummeted from $8.05 to $4.15. Yeah, that’s a whopping 93% decrease.

The media, which was once screaming about the sky high prices, has gone radio silent. Why? Because when the narrative doesn’t fit the agenda, the spotlight moves on.

Eggs are now cheaper than a decent coffee. But why? Maybe it’s an oversupply, or perhaps someone decided to make eggs great again. (Looking at you, “orange man.”)

The same outlets that were hyping the egg shortage have ghosted the story. It’s like they’re saying, “What egg crisis? Never mind, let’s talk about something else.”

Sources suggest that the “orange man” might be behind this egg bonanza. Because when you’re trying to make eggs accessible to everyone, you do what you gotta do…

Although I don’t worry about eggs. I worry that I haven’t sent enough people to come join my email list.

And instead of reading about eggs here… You should be sending people to your email list as well.

Get to it. It’s Friday night.

I’m sure you can tell a few more people to join your list 😉

Stephen Walker

https://stphnwlkr.com/list


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