Now I don’t know if this is specific to England cause I haven’t done as much travelling in the last few years like I used to… But today while the weather was pleasant. I went out for a late afternoon…

Which has probably made my year to be honest. Long story short. Some dude commented on a friend of mines post from 3-4 years ago. Called him all types of things without any evidence or real world proof, which seems…

Allegedly, apparently, maybe-you-saw-that-kiss-cam-too… Listen. I’m not gonna judge you if you’re reading this while wearing a Coldplay t-shirt. (maybe) Let’s talk about Andy Byron, the A.I. wunder CEO of Astronomer, who just got yeeted from business class dignity straight onto…

I’ve had a lot of new people arrive here recently. And as much as I need to re-write my automatic email that goes out when you first join and fix the thank you page… I thought it’d be a good…

“Your best men die in alleys under a sheet of paper while your worst men get statues in parks for pigeons to shit upon for centuries.” – Charles Bukowski You know me. I’m a big ol’ poetry and prose nerd.…

So the last few days I’ve been watching some classic late 90s / early 2000s films. It’s like getting hit by a freight train of nostalgia when you think that we did things like wait to record a song on…

But honestly. In a lot of the cases. Pets are just better than humans. Pets don’t ghost you. They don’t slide into your DMs with passive aggressive bullshit. They just… exist. Pure, unfiltered loyalty wrapped in fur or scales or…

Peter picked a pack of perfect professional prompts… (Or so he thought) A mega pack containing 5000+ prompts to take your online business to the next level! To save all of your entrepreneurial woes with a simple copy and paste!…

Date: 11 July 2025 (Wait. Scratch that, citizen. It’s 2047 in the Reckoning of the Rain Lords. Time slips like a soggy teabag in this heat choked hellscape…) You. Yes, you, hunkered in your fog shrouded flat, peering out at…

My buddy Brandon runs a TikTok account which posts some incredibly unhinged satirical/parody/rage-bait posts. You might’ve seen his videos do the rounds on all of the platforms because it shows you how easy it is to trigger people in general.…

So yesterday my brain said no about being smart. Which is totally cool btw. We can’t be expected to be operating at 100% all the time and that’s what seems to be happening out in the real world all too…

I was going to write an email about how entrepreneurship is just cleverly disguised personal development. But when I sat down to write it. My brain decided nope. I don’t want you writing smart stuff right now. I want you…

You wake up one Monday. Which is today… Because time is a flat circle and you’re trapped in it. You feel like Sisyphus with a French press. There’s a meme making the rounds again. Something about how if you just…

Sometimes we need to sit down and have a proper moan. Life is frustrating a lot of the times. Especially when things go wrong. And as much as it’s good to think positively and be optimistic about things. We can’t…

That’s the email… Okay okay. Not quite… So. You want to know about the Silly Goose Philosophy? Keep reading. Now before we get started you need to know something about Geese. They’re assholes. Pure, unfiltered, honking chaos machines that’ll chase…

If you know anything about England. You’ll know that we don’t have the luxury of walk in showers. That being said. The bath that doubles as a shower is always good fun until it’s not. Now most adults (definitely not…

Let me tell you about the time I watched a room full of marketing dickweasels discover that fear sells better than sex. It involves summer camp murder and a metric fuckton of coffee because I got stuck travelling down to…

You want to know how fucked we are? (pretty fucking fucked) I keep getting tagged in tweets about how great A.I. is and well… So here’s yet another take on artificial intelligence. It’s like that friend who memorised the entire…

Let’s talk about the fine art of shitposting… And honestly most people’s social media presence is boring as hell. We’ve all been fed the same corporate bullshit smoothie as everyone else… Which is basically; “Stay professional.” “Don’t rock the boat.”…

Someone up there is using England as their own personal microwave. Whether it’s Aliens, God or if we’re in some simulation like The Matrix. It’s been hot. Not nice hot. Flesh is slowly cooking into a nice medium rare kind…

So after my original list got nuked. (4732 awesome souls) I found a new “home” aka email service provider that allowed me genuine freedom of speech, which was also created by one of my favourite marketers of the last, I…

I wasn’t going to write an email today. Truth be told this week has been meh at most. Just loads of niggly bits of stupid shit cropping up that makes you want to opt out of doing anything productive. The…

A long time ago I nearly killed myself multiple times doing really stupid shit. Quad biking, down hill mountain biking and being tackled shoulder first into a steel goal box during a hocky match can definitely do a number on…

Nothing sucker punches the dopamine goblin quite like dropping your carcass into a chair and wrenching the cap off a frost slick bottle of bubbly brain fuel… (Iced latte before 8pm is a good idea lol) Followed by reading, your…

Here’s one of my favourite poems by ol’ Bukowski When you’re really in need of a little kick up the ass. Read this if you’re going to try, go all theway.otherwise, don’t even start. if you’re going to try, go…

Imagine this… You wake up, stretch, sneeze twice, open the dopamine fuelled sadness rectangle, and… WHAM Your precious Mega Titan Hustle Bro Facebook group (the one with seven figures worth of thumb sup zombies) has vanished. Well I’d usually say…

I’ve had enough espresso to stun a yak and I’m about to go off. So buckle up. Today has been a day. And looks like it’s gonna be even MORE of a day with the pending war that’s about to…

I’ve just finished re-watching one of my favourite films with Robin Williams… And as much as the world is going to hell in a hand basket in real time, This scene always makes me sit back and reflect We’re only…

Hope you all have an amazing weekend. Here’s a little reminder that we need sometimes… (I’d definitely suggest watching the video but the words are just as powerful) Come back by Chase Hughes “There was so much wonder. Joy didn’t…

Okay. I might’ve had you for a second. I was going to write about that viscerally gross film, but hey. It’s Friday and I didn’t want to gross you out cause the weather has been nice… So I’ll be using…