Category: Words

…and when I do inevitably cross over the rainbow bridge or whatever, just chop up my body and feed me to the worms… (Wow Stephen, you’re being dramatic!) Yes, yes I am… I’ve been catching up on a couple of horror books I’ve left dangling 3/4ths…

So I actually sat down just to type this super in-depth email and then I got to the end and I was like, “Wow this doesn’t even make sense.” Then I got up, put my earphones in, and I just started to talk. Lately I’ve just…

Besides enjoying this heatwave here in ol’ England. I’ve been creating some really cool things that nobody will probably ever know of. Doing this would probably irritate Gary Vee, cause he’s always been the “Document, don’t create.” dude. I’ve just found that if I don’t tell…

The drop that ends careers, topples the powerful, sets the whole rotten scaffolding on fire… While setting us free and resetting our humanity has been promised for years by the online activist group Anonymous. Twitter fills your eyeballs up with The Epstein Files promise and it’s…

Didn’t have this on my 2026 bingo card. Didn’t even want to write about this. But here we are… Over the last 18 or so months and in some weird capacity or other, I’ve had to help some real dumbasses claw back money they have sent…

I nearly slipped to my death tonight. Funnily enough. I go out for a lot of hikes around where I am. If you’ve ever knocked about “up norf” here in England. You’ll know there’s some good spots. More so Rivington and also The Lake District. Anywho.…

The blank page sucks. And I often get sucked into writing writing, instead of writing like I talk. I can sit down and write a short story in an hour and it will need almost no editing. (That’s the writing writing) Then I think I’m hot…

There are a handful of people who have genuinely changed my life. And in these emails I share them with you all because I believe they can do the same for you, no matter where you are on your creative/artistic/business journey. Even if you just want…

Something something paper shredder… I was actually pissed when I saw a bunch of these articles pop up on my feed. A couple of friends sent these to me as well and it’s just enraged me even more… Right now, in some sterile, fluorescent lit warehouse…

Everyone is finally starting to wake up with a massive, throbbing digital hangover. PDF this, Course that or “Wanna jump on a zoom call to see if you qualify?” We’ve spent the last decade gleefully uploading our entire conscious experience into invisible server farms, and the…

If you walk around outside and have a little look around… What do you see? Especially if you’re in a built up area where thousands of people rush around… You see a sprawling, drooling horde of sleepwalker. Now if you tie this into every social media…

Right now, I am sitting in the sun, cracking open a cold can of Green Monster Nitro, and watching the entire internet have a collective, pants wetting meltdown… The digital mob is shrieking. They are rending their garments and gnashing their teeth over Christopher Nolan’s new…

Every once and a while a little something wholesome goes viral on the ol’ internets. And when that something wholesome goes viral. It puts the world right, even for a short little while. Enter Jimothy. Cute little trash panda aka raccoon who has a spinal deformity,…

You can feel it, can’t you? It’s a low frequency hum vibrating right behind your molars. It’s the sudden, nauseating realisation that the sky above you isn’t actually the sky, but a massive, painted dome, and the director in the control room is an plethora of…

I know I’ve been a ghost lately. I have been buried alive in the math and staring into the abyss of endless Google Colab notebooks… The ghost of a 19th century postman named Anthony Trollope slapped me right across the mouth. (And frankly, we all need…

You look at my life from the outside and it probably looks like a chaotic, steaming pile of mismatched garbage. Like a glorious, festering soup of hyper fixations. You see me sitting in a dark room, bathed in the sickly glow of a cathode ray tube…

We both know that blindly hoarding social media followers is a hollow vanity metric. If there is no actual, iron clad business trust anchoring those people to the floorboards, you just have a loud room full of strangers. You want to build a following that trusts…

You’ve done it. You’ve successfully outsourced your soggy grey matter to a glowing rectangle of silicon and misery. Don’t look away. I’m talking directly to you. Yes, you. The one reading this on a screen while your actual, physical body slumps over like a half melted…

So I’ve taken a bit of time off just to kind of have my 30th existential crisis. (I think I’ve hit a new world record tbh) Usually I just go to a little coffee shop down the road from me and I have a very boring…

This is just a friendly reminder that you’ve got this. I’m proud of you even if you are going through some shit. I know you might not have anybody close to you that will say that but I am genuinely proud of you. The fact that…

They just turn the volume down… There’s a moment and you’ll know it when it lands, because it lands like a cinderblock dropped from a great height, where you stop being a bystander to the world and start being a witness to it. Different words but…

Here we go again. So the government and the tech platforms are pushing age verification and social media bans for under 16s and some sort of a curfew too. “We’re here to protect the kids online,” they say. Bullshit. Let’s be clear about what’s actually happening.…

It’s officially been a week and I’m sugar free. No chocolates, no cakes or no caffeinated drinks layered with it too. (The energy drink sacrifice is a big thing too) I still have a black coffee here and there but that’s it, no more sugar… The…

Today was a litmus test for people with an IQ above room temperature. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention in the news. Elon Musk has now been valued as the world’s first trillionaire and you know what happened? The left wing mob, the insane…

Funny thing is, I was just looking around on the internet today and I was wondering what was going on. There seems to be a whole bunch of psychosis unfolding as we speak. I’m just getting back into the flow of things, just paying attention to…

A few years ago, a friend on Facebook, Colette, ran a little group. This was a little before AI got stuffed down our throats. There was a tiny group of people who got together, who wanted to learn how to write faster and at the time…

Confession time. Somewhere along the way I started doing the thing I swore I’d never do. I started behaving. I know I know… Polishing ideas before sending them. Sitting on the weird ones. Asking myself grown up questions like “is this on strategy?” Which is the…

This wasn’t an email I wanted to write because this belongs in a 120 page physical book that people need to re-read over and over again. (I’m still writing it) But I’m gonna give you the TL;DR version. So grab a drink and prepare your eyeballs,…

I seem to be on a role lately and well I’m not surprised this happens, it just seems to be happening more often than not. Guru posts some post/platitude that is factually incorrect and contradicts itself in all 3 acts of the short little post. Me,…